Nice to read !!!!!!!!!

1. Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember you when he is in trouble again.

2.Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.

3.It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.

4. Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.

5.Whoever said money can't buy happiness, didn't know where to shop.

6.Forgive your enemies but remember their names.

7.Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

8.The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of

your action.

9.We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain the success of those we don't like?

10.The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it.

11.The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.